Why Male Feminists (some anyway) completely suck!

Ah, male feminists…not all of them mind you…but those of Robert Jensen’s ilk, really do make me violently angry. Like ‘gimme my guns, I’m goin’ chicken huntin’” angry.

Why you might ask?

Well, because when it really comes down to it, these asshats don’t give a shit about women.

What? What is that you say Renegade? They don’t care about women? But they’re feminists!!!

Ahem. Like hell they are. And if you really look, it’s pretty damn evident. Stay with me here…

Believe it or not, I have read almost everything Bob has written that is out there for public view regarding porno and how degrading to women it is. I stumbled across one of his speeches one day, started reading it, and found myself disagreeing so strongly I then read almost everything else he had penned on the subject (and guess what? I never did come around to agreeing). I then engaged the fellow in a discussion on the matter (where I was treated very dismissively, because, well, you know, I am a girl and I cannot possibly know what I am talking about), and now, Prof. Bob and other feminist men folk are…you guessed it…trying to tell the world how just horrible, mean, painful, nasty, and degrading DP, the dreaded double penetration, a woman taking dick in her vagina and anus at the same time, is. Not because they really care, or know, but because they NEED a cause!

Now yes, surely, of course, some women most certainly do find it all those things, but others do not. And Bob and the FemBoys can tell us over and over how icky and bad it is, but we are not likely to change our minds…no matter how often they tell us. Yes…tell us. Tell us silly women how wrong we are about what we might find erotic or pleasurable with our own bodies (for our own good, of course).

Now, Bob will tell you he does not speak to or for women, he speaks to and for men. Which is, of course, so feminist. He does not seem to listen to women either, unless they agree with him. Which is, of course, so feminist. And what he does tell these men that he is speaking too is that not only is porn bad and degrading, but well, the stuff in porn is not anything women want. Even if they tell men (and him) that they do want it. Because, well, you know, even if a woman says she likes it, no woman actually likes things like anal, DP, gangbangs, throatfucking, cum on her face, a little rough stuff, some role play or S&M. She does not really like it, no matter what she says. He knows. He is telling you. Listen to Almighty Bob, Professor, Academic, Noted Speaker, Feminist, Man. He knows much more than the woman about what she wants and why, no matter what she tells you. Listen to him…the feminist…who cares about women.

Bob is also very concerned about all those poor, misguided porn sluts out there who obviously…universally…all of them…have no idea what they want and have no possible way to choose what they want to do for a living. He knows this, so he will speak for these poor women too…all of them…because he knows, he has seen and empathized and he is right! Porn is horrible, not only for the people who make it but the people who watch it. It is degrading and evil and exploits women and desensitizes men and is just bad, bad, bad and no one should watch it or spend money on it. Ever. Well, except Bob. Who does so for his research, of course, brave and noble knight and defender of women and feminism that he is! He sucks it up and steels his emotions and quells his nausea and watches lots and lots of porn, especially the degrading, Gonzo stuff like “Gag Factor” (NSFW, roughporn! may be triggering.) where the women are abused and humiliated and treated like crap. And he says it is so hard to do, to see these poor women treated like that. He empathizes with them…feels for them…wants other men to do the same. And even if the women in those films say they enjoy it, or that they do not care and it is the freakin’ job, well, they are wrong and need saving. Obviously too screwed up to think and speak for themselves. And porn is wrong. And he only spends money on it to watch it and see how wrong it is, thus supporting the industry…for academic reasons of course. For women. For feminism!

And Bob has fans, other men, who see his noble work and spread his word and offer it up for discussion, seeking answers…is DP degrading to women, men? Well, of course it is! Bob says so! Bob, who has never been double penetrated in his life, who has never DP’ed a woman in his life, who is not a woman, knows! Bob knows it is degrading and humiliating and probably painful. It is, it is, it is! And when the women come to speak on such matters, well, if the mere thought makes them weep or physically ill, well, there there, female, have a tissue…it is so very, very bad, and we men understand, we empathize like Bob has taught us. We are here for you, for women, for feminism! When women come and say we like DP or we fantasize about DP or do not see anything wrong with a woman having sex with multiple men…well, then, like Bob, they are not speaking to or for women, they are there for men, spreading empathy, showing them the evil and degrading nature of porn and these acts…for the women, in the name of feminism! (And by the way, bitches, shut the fuck up, what do YOU know about what you might like sexually, anyway?) Yet when these uppity women do not silence themselves and leave the discussions about what women can and cannot enjoy sexually, what is painful or degrading or vicious to them to the menfolk (and the weeping, physically ill women), they are SELFISH. You know, you selfish women who like DP or have some idea about what may be erotic in your heads or feel good in those cursed fuckholes of yours, it is NOT all about you, bitches! It’s about empathy, and knowing what women really want, and not degrading them! It’s about what we men feel and learn about the issue, not about your thoughts and opinions and experiences. Because we care about women, and feminism! Bob has shown us the errors of our unsympathetic, unempathetic, porn-watching degrading ways, using the colorful language of porn about your anatomy and offering explicit examples of the filthy degradation to which porn women are subjected and what YOU say about what you may or might not like sexually does not matter, because Bob is right, this stuff is bad and degrading, and you are wrong! And we are empathetic, feminist men! We care about you! We care about you enough to speak about you and for you and ignore what you actually say and think and save you from yourselves, because we care about feminism! We are feminist men!

And, women, if you keep insisting that you might like these horrible, degrading acts, in life or in fantasy, like so many of you seem to, we will kindly remind you that you have no idea what you are talking about, or what Bob is talking about, that you are a ‘porn posse’-troll, you will not be addressed or heard…and well, fuck you, woman, what the hell do you know? We’re not speaking to or for you, neither is Bob, this is about the men, and what we think about womens sexuality, and what is degrading and humiliating and bad and hurtful to you, so shut the hell up so we can discuss and decide this. Because we care about you. About women. About Feminism.

And there you have it folks- ‘The truth about Bob and the FemBoys.’

RenEv
Henchwoman
Lt. Colonel of the Fightin’ First Porn Posse Battalion