Thursday, November 29, 2007

Wow, where IS my tire iron?

I've had several reasons to dislike Amanda Marcotte since I started blogging...her treatment of WoC bloggers, her arrogance, random comments here and there, but wow, if that wasn't enough... apparently Amanda has the low down on what lurks in the hearts and minds of every woman who has implants! Amazing that, huh? How Amanda can say flat out that gals with fake tits are desperate with no self esteem and are, more or less, slated and good for only one role in the world and defined solely by those fake tits?

I just love it when a feminist judges women on their appearances and choices in bodily autonomy!

But well, of course, she was big in the indie punk scene, or something.

Here's the deal...a good sign of shit self esteem and all? A woman who has to crack on on other women, assume to know all about them, judge them lesser than herself, and tear them down in order to be hip and all, in order to make herself feel better.

Amanda's tits are REAL, y'all, she is a real natural woman and shit! How fucking cool is that? And she's, you know, way more confident and full of esteem and stuff than those girls with fake tits. ROCK. Just fucking ask her.

Sorry, I don't buy it. After hearing Amanda tell the world how cool, hot, smart, whatever hell the else she is...well, I guess I feel the leg she's standing on sounds pretty shakey...even though I have fake tits and all.

Edit: Another reason to love Zuzu-

zuzu
November 29, 2007 at 11:43 pm
Nothing about any prior comments should even remotely be considered somehow anti-big-boobs.
Why make a point of the whole small-breasts-being-a-hipper-than-thou-badge-of-pride thing then?

For the WIN!

10 comments:

Soulhuntre said...

Poor Amanda. She really has sort of snapped as far as I can tell.

She has real issues with the female form anyway. Maybe it's a confidence issue. She certainly really, really has a lot of baggage about women who might have larger breasts than her.

By referring to implants as "the universally recognized symbols of desperation" we see that not only is she confused... she thinks her worldview is universal. Of course, she lives in an echo chamber, so we cant expect more.

What is interesting is that she then immediately discusses how her body makes her feel good and that she likes how her breast shape influences others.

Amanda: "I did grow up with the benefit of the indie/punk subculture, where being kind of flat is something of a badge of pride"

See? it's not that you aren't supposed to take pride in how you look... you just have to look RIGHT, then you're allowed to have pride. In other words... look like her.

I get the feeling poor Amanda lost a few crushes to girls who might have been a bit curvier, ya know?

Blackamazon said...

* looks*

*looks again*

* opens mouth*

FUCK IT

* hnads you tequila*

Daisy said...

Yeah, of course she knows. She knows everything!

I finally stopped posting at Pandagon altogether. I got tired of Amanda's nasty, gratuitous insults to everyone who disagrees with her even a millimeter. Pandagon is now mostly "All Hail Amanda!" and "You rock, Amanda!" from what I can see.

And besides that, all those cute little sorority-ass nicknames make me wanna puke.

Vanessa said...

Oh fucking god. You know what, I am so tired of her playing that indie punk trope time and again.

Hey, you know what's really *not* punk? Going on and on about how punk you are. Also, making fun of people based on their appearance. Playing the victim. Universalizing your experiences. hanging on to your white privilege like it's a life jacket in the sea of reality. Etc.

Lisa Harney said...

Why did I post? Twice even? NOT GOING BACK. Why couldn't I have the wisdom of a BlackAmazon?

I can haz tekeela too?

Anthony Kennerson said...

Amamda Marcotte??? Who dat?? I only go to Pandagon to hear Pam Spaulding. :-P

This is sooooo typical of Amanda.....pretend to the masses that you are so hip and liberal and cool because you play yourself as the radicalfeminist who happens to LIKE sex; while lecturing everyone else with the same tired old Dworkin "men are all pigs who want to control women" meme. Just another manifestation of the liberal elitist syndrome, I fear.

And of course, she's gonna pre-judge women with boob implants as mere fucktoys of the patriarchy, while she, the pure, natural, intellectual semi-liberal (but not too far left, though; ask Quare Dewd) woman boasts about getting all the guys due solely to her "self-esteem" and her brand of feminism.

Yeah. Right.

Remember, Amanda..Danni Ashe's tits are real, too. Wonder how much money she's made over the past few years??


Anthony

Kim said...

I had to comment over there, as that was one creepy-ass post.

Amber said...

What BA said.

belledame222 said...

Yeah, I like Pam, but I prefer reading her at her own spot anyway.

thing about Pam is, see, she's a grownup.

I swear this one seems to regress more every time I look in on her. It's embarrassing. I'm actually embarrassed for her.

Lisa Harney said...

For me, whenever I look at Amanda's posts, I see a big damned book cover with a gorilla carrying a white woman, and I can't get past that. Nor her responses to people who told her it was racist.

This is exactly the same shit, different boobs. I mean day.